Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

Alpinist - minus.mensch, 2009

Among the greatest and most essential examples of neocrust (translation: false and melodically brutal artcore for posers). The whole scene is marked by Tragedy and His Hero is Gone plagiarism combined with screamo and dark crunchy post rock atmospheres. Extra poser credentials for the groups that incorporate strings (see: Oroku, Ekkaia, Nux Vomica, Fall of Efrafa, Downfall of Gaia, Cwill, Dead to a Dying World)

as is well known among ***s like me, false genre > true genre like 95% of the time, and you can't spell neocrust without at least two letters of the word epic.