Originally Posted by Exo

One day a dude rode up on a road bike and looked like he biked from f*cking Wisconsin. He asked to use the bathroom. I thought he just had to piss. Turns out he had to unload about five pounds of protein bars and kale shakes into my toilet. It took him forty minutes to come out and when he did, I almost had to close the store. Thought about putting a sign up that said we no longer offer a restroom for cyclists due to the fact that they're just enormous assh*les but I felt the point was going to be lost.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.