03-01-2019, 09:58 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly **** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to **** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second **** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got **** all over my hands.
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You win.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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