Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I just did a phone “pre-interview” for a job with a large company. You read through potential clients’ inquiries then write a response that the sales team uses to close the deal. They’re sending me a packet to study then interview me again next week. I’m going to study the holy **** out of that packet.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.