You enjoyed Dukes of Hazzard? Well, I guess I'll have to show you what I thought of Dukes of Hazzard in simple math seen as those who enjoyed that film need re-educating.
Dukes of Hazzard=Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson=Small Role
Jessica Simpson in small role=tragedy
Tragical small role for fit blonde bird=More friggin' Jonny Knoxville
More friggin' Jonny Knoxville=less Seann William Scott
Less Seann William Scott=Bad casting
Bad casting=Jonny Knoxville
Jonny Knoxville=shit
shit=Dukes Of Hazzard
Does that make it easier for you to understand?
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