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Old 04-30-2019, 07:55 PM   #61389 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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I pulled out after ejaculating to the horrifying sight of a broken condom once. Some time later the woman came over and took a pregnancy test at my place. She was thrilled she wasn’t pregnant but I was a little disappointed. Before she took the test I gave her a speech about how I’d step into any role she wanted from financing an abortion to marriage.
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