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Old 07-08-2019, 01:56 PM   #62699 (permalink)
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My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.
Are you an alien? Yard work is like torture for me. It's so slow and mindless and you can see everything you have left to do and it demoralizes you and makes you wonder why the **** anyone wants a yard. What do forests think of lawns? Do they think they're Uncle Toms? Do they think they're collaborators? If we go extinct tomorrow will the lawns be hanged?

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my stepfather has a bad hip and cant do it and i used to cut it all throughout my high school days and stuff. it only really sucks if its really hot and the grass is long
Hire a Mexican. They love that ****. Or hire Key.
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