What kind of porn, if any, is your favorite?
Honestly these days I'm into sensual lesbian porn without all that gonzo **** and terrible acting. Even some softcore lesbian lapdancing is better than that. Or the most depraved Western hentai. And that's about it.
Do you think you’d be friends with me irl?
You, me, and elph are the Three Self-Absorbed Amigos.
What’s the longest you’ve ever been absolutely alone?
I don't know like a week at most.
How far away is the closest black person from you right now?
Across the street and one lot to the right. If I was on a phone at work an hour ago I'd have binders full of black people around me.
Have you ever driven over 100 mph?
Nyet.
How are you?
