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Old 07-20-2019, 10:30 PM   #62063 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
but it gets better

the guy doesn't have an ID at the moment, but he's clearly like 30

we're stopping to get beer after work, and I'm in line first while he's browsing, so I tell the cashier to make sure to ID this guy (and point to my coworker)

I leave the store and see the dude exploding on this cashier from outside, I'm dying...then he throws a can against the wall!

dude comes out and I tell him "and he's like yeah keep laughing but the cops are on the way"
CCTV - they will arrest people for throwing **** in anger at a store. I mean they might.


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