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Old 07-28-2019, 04:19 AM   #23806 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle View Post
pretty much the hottest girl in existence took an immense interest in me the other day like you wouldn't believe. Constant heart melting eye contact. Then I had to go and be a dumbass and say that I was homeless, so she bought me a pizza before heading out and that stubborn part of my mind keeps thinking that she might have thought that I only saw her as a charity case. And now I'll probably just never see her again for the rest of my life.. Pussy loser over here.

I'm mad.
I’m sorry, dude. That’s really rough. Did you get her number or email or anything?
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