Originally Posted by WWWP

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

considering music taste, sense of humor, hobbies & skills etc., definitely my girl Dreadnaught

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing. my cousin has the same thing in the same exact thought. we used to think it made us telepathic but in reality we just spent too much time together.

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

couldn't give less of a **** about REM

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

Said the boy, "what is that? What's that under Cat's hat?"
"It's my dwarf pocket rat," Said the Cat in the Hat.
Said the boy, "let me pat! Let me pat," said the boy.
"Let me pat the cat's rat!" said the brat full of joy.
"It's so small, not an inch!" said the boy with surprise
"Be careful, he spits. Fast, - cover your eyes!"
The cat he then growled, "now fuck off you runt,"
"I can't be caught pants down with some little cunt."
"Your rat isn't nice." The boy started to cry
As the Cat in the Hat wiped the *** from his eye.
"Now goodbye," said the cat.
"I love you," said the brat.
And that's all that I'm going to say about that.

Name 3 things you know about snails

1. most snails are hermaphrodites
2. snails are associated with the moon in Aztec mythology
3. snail mucus is currently being marketed as a beauty product

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname

sure. depends on who it's for.