Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?
Yes.
Whats your favorite chair look like?
Like a chair tf else would it look like
Have you ever killed something you ate?
Bluegill and crappie.
What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?
There's this dude that frequents the transit here who wears either a cowboy hat or a baseball hat wrapped in tin foil who always has a parrot perched on his shoulder. He's chill though, doesn't do anything particularly weird.
How often do you light a candle?
Three.
Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?
Nah we had phones.
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