Originally Posted by WWWP

Ever since I was a young dude
I've played with other dude's balls
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played with them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any crazy trick
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean dick!

Got abs like a statue,
****s like a machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Never playing clean
He plays by intuition,
Wraps it in a sock,
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean cock!

He's a dick magician
There has got to be a twist
A dick magician,
S'got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those safeword yells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell (lol)
Always gets a precum
Never seen him hack
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean sack

I thought I was
The prostate o king
But I just handed
My anal crown to him

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my meat
His disciples lead him in
And he just does it sweet
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him cut
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure eats a mean butt!