Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If someone eats all the pie and gives you an empty plate it’s his fault you ain’t got no pie. You can put on a bib. Get a nice fork. Say mmmm this is some good ****ing pie. Pat your belly like you’re full. Get a toothpick and clean your teeth. Wash the plate until it sparkles. Pretend you ain’t hungry. And starve. Murica!

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.