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Old 09-23-2019, 04:44 PM   #63572 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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I'm really sick of trying to take a good long dump at work and having some ****ing halfwit keep knocking on the door. Bitch, go use the women's bathroom. They're single person bathrooms so there's no ****ing difference besides the lack of a urinal. Your dick will not fall off if you pee where women pee. And 9/10 it's some old dip**** who'd probably scoff at the idea of cooking for himself when he has a perfectly good wife to do it for him. God damn stupid raisin people.
If I **** at work it’ll be in my pants. My turd was so hard this morning I had to crack it apart with my finger to get it out of my ass. And the water was off so I couldn’t wash my hands for another hour.
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