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Old 10-03-2019, 11:35 AM   #64714 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Exo View Post
Every. Day.

Yesterday I had a guy on the phone who told me I must be mistaken because he had a genuine original copy of Santana/Abraxas. I told him we sell them in good condition from $3-$5 so I can pay $1-$2. He just kept repeating "No, no, no, I aid I have a SAN-TAN-AH AH-BRAX-US. I got fed up and told him congrats on having one of the most common records in existence and that I hope he gets a billion dollars for it on eBay.

I'm trying not to be that record store dickface but these people. These people......
Sing to him to the tune of Oye Como Va:

I like Coco Puffs

For breakfast

I like Coco Puffs

For Deeeeener
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