Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The Great Seven Occult Campaign Pledges to Constituents

If I elected I will...

1) Continue to froth with Islamaphobia
2) Celebrate any disaster that strikes America
3) Hate capitalism a thousand times more than elph
4) Always know more about music than all of you losers put together
5) Be the strongest pro-abortion person on earth
6) Worship the vagina
7) Make inappropriate jokes about teen sexuality
8) Create yet another classic Occult catch phrase



BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!