Review of Pussy Whipped, by Bikini Kill
Well, I've decided to check out the debut album by Bikini Kill. For those who don't know, Bikini Kill were a punk rock band from the nineties. They supposedly started the "Riot Grrrl" movement (whatever that is), and were a radical feminist band (goody). I guess I should familiarize myself with the band first:
Kathleen Hanna
Not bad. I certainly wouldn't kick her outta bed. The whole thousand yard stare thing she's got goin' on is quite the turn on. I like to know my women are probably crying in the corner in shame when I've rolled off and passed out.
Kathi Wilcox
Bit dudish, but not in a bad way. I dig me some short haired androgyny. Give her a strap on and we've got something goin' on!
Tobi Vail
And here I was thinking this band would be a bunch of unshaved, butch body builders with lesbian hair cuts. Seems that we got the makings of a good ol' fashioned orgy on our hands here instead.
Billy Karren
I tried finding a pic of Billy Karren, but apparently he's a dude, and nobody gives a **** about some dude in a band full of bangin' chicks. Me neither. It'd be nice to be him though. Aw yeah. Gettin' it.
Wasn't I supposed to actually review their album or something? I guess it's just as well, since I never actually listened to the damn thing.