Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I watched the World Series at my friend’s house. No booze or nothing. Left feeling fine. About a 20 minute drive. Suddenly had to piss. Pulled off on to a side road but still pissed a great deal in my pants. Dafuq is wrong with me?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.