Mods! A group of troublemakers have derailed this thread and are now trolling on the uncomfortable topic of age. Can someone lock it down, please?
(In my case, 1996 is not a year that conjures up memories of my childhood: I was 42 years old and taking a son of my own to playschool - and tbh WWWP, I would never, ever, ever, in a million years never hand my son off to random strangers for the day.
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