Originally Posted by Frownland

My dream job is to be a part of an embezzlement scheme where money launderers are accidentally sending money to my account due to the similarities between the kingpin's and my name and because they don't own the bank they can't find out that I have the money but I move to LA anyways because they're dangerous drug lords, then I make friends with Elon Musk and get sent to Mars under a witness protection program.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome