I pissed some guy off at a bar last night. He kept awkwardly staring at me after I made a joke about kidnapping kids and selling them on the black market. He was like, "Yeah, you would actually do it, I can see it in your eyes." Okay Junkie.
I think he was actually mad because his wife was a little too touchy feely with my hair. Apparently I look like Post Malone but I'm cuter. He was being a douche to my friend that whole night too.
My friend was like, "I'm super high." and he's like, "And what are doing with it, yeah that's what I thought, nothing." and my friend was like, "Well, I just got done playing pinball." and he was like, "Yeah, the highlight of your night."
Man, highlight of your night was watching your wife fondle my head, you insecure meth midget.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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