Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I pissed some guy off at a bar last night. He kept awkwardly staring at me after I made a joke about kidnapping kids and selling them on the black market. He was like, "Yeah, you would actually do it, I can see it in your eyes." Okay Junkie.

I think he was actually mad because his wife was a little too touchy feely with my hair. Apparently I look like Post Malone but I'm cuter. He was being a douche to my friend that whole night too.

My friend was like, "I'm super high." and he's like, "And what are doing with it, yeah that's what I thought, nothing." and my friend was like, "Well, I just got done playing pinball." and he was like, "Yeah, the highlight of your night."

Man, highlight of your night was watching your wife fondle my head, you insecure meth midget.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.