Originally Posted by OccultHawk

They’re giving me my own knife at work which is some kind of status thing. Like when your kindergarten teacher gave you a sticker. The good thing is the chef asked me exactly what knife I want and using the same knife all the time makes it easier to get your work done and I can keep it super sharp.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.