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Old 01-05-2020, 10:07 PM   #1495 (permalink)
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I mean if it just doesn't appeal to you then okay but you have to admit that the kind of lines that Em delivers aren't delivered by anyone else nearly as well. Some of my fav **** off Relapse.


"Did you get him?" Naaw, ****er tried to bite my face off
I just got ****in' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the ****in' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That mother****er's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every ****in' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog
Man that mother****er's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that ****in' brain of yours
Say no more, what the **** you waitin' for, sing along


Ain't nobody who can say so much stupid **** so brilliantly.
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