Ok so I've had an extended absence so here's what's been going on, and I'll try to make my presence more apparent. I knocked up my illegal Mexican girlfriend and we're having an anchor baby. Totally awesome news. It's gonna be a girl we're naming Naomi. It's not set in stone it's a girl, but the odds are 97% so it's pretty set in stone. My probation ends on March 5th, the day before my birthday, and I plan on getting so fucking ripped. I'm working on getting my pilot's license so I can start getting off the ground and making actual money. That's really about it. Still smoking cigarettes.
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy
I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I converted to Islam today.
Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle
saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist
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