Today I was sweating fiercely down my ass crack at work till it started to itch rather sharply, so I took a quick bathroom break to go wipe. After I was done and my butthole was clean(ish) I left the bathroom figuring I'd wash my hands in the kitchen so I'd have actual paper towels and not that ****ing hand dryer bull**** that takes forever. But there was a whole line of people in the dining room waiting to order who clearly saw me leave the restroom with the toilet still loudly flushing, clearly having not washed my hands. So I go back into the kitchen, wash my hands in the back where I guess people can't see me, and then look up to see that all but one of the customers was gone without having ordered. I made a whole group of hungry people just dip in disgust and I couldn't have been more pleased with myself.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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