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Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz
While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.
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Aww, how happy!
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
Now I know I can avoid death by never going into a movie theater..