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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls
WWWP thinks more men should catcall: Confirmed.
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Forgot my key and had to ring my bell
My momma came down, she said, "Who the hell?"
Wait momma, wait, it's me your little son
Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun
"I know who you are, but who the hell is that?"
I turned around man, this bitch was fat
I really don't know how she got into the car
I must have picked her up when I left the bar
You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill
But you know how mothers are, she wanted to ill
So I said,
"Hey baby is you on the pill?
'Cause, tonight I wanna be your lover
Just one thing, I forgot to buy a rubber"
Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs
Step by step with a hint of fear
We got into my room, bitch started to scream
Momma busted in what a ****ed up scene
Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees
Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please
Put back your gun, put down your broom
My mom ****ed up the room
The bitch jumped up with no respect
I had to put the big, big bitch in check
I said, "You come a little closer and you will get shot"
"I'm sober anyway, I don't need no cock"
-Schoolly D