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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Thank god I took a dump before going for a smoke or I probably would have **** myself. I stepped outside, put a cig to my lips, went to light it, and POP like a Chinese firecracker with bits of tobacco shrapnel pelting my face and my ears ringing. I made sure my lighter hadn't exploded in my hand, reached down to pick up the cigarette I'd dropped in fright, and the paper around the tip was blown out. Then I lit it again and all was well. Probably gonna sue Phillip Morris though.
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Breaking news: turns out a couple days ago one of my managers put a few of
these in my cigarettes while they were in my jacket hanging up at work. Top notch trolling.