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Old 03-03-2020, 04:03 PM   #68926 (permalink)
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I was thinking of an incident a few years ago where a woman had her face torn off after the chimp killed her best friend (the owner).
She was on Oprah. Another dude lost his testicles in showdown with a chimp in whatever you call those fancy zoos. The chimp pulled his pants down, gripped his scrotum, and yanked it off complete with contents. I can’t say for sure what he was thinking but that’s a tough situation for even the most optimistic fellow to find a silver lining in.
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