Female duck vaginas are actually evolving to prevent rapist ducks from getting them pregnant. It's a bit weird but has to do with the fact that ducks have corkscrew dicks.
Feminist ducks.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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