Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Hi, goldendoodle! I didn't realise that you used to be Chiomara. I'm sorry that you've been having such problems. I had no idea.

@Elphenor: I once worked with a guy who built up a reputation as a competent professional in our office; he worked well for around 3 months, then came back from lunch one day very drunk, loudly confessing that he was a "bout alcoholic". To use the Zappa phrase, he "lost control of his body functions" and my boss had to send him home. Please never be that guy, Elph.