TFW you only realize you have a fart when it's already halfway out of your ass and the new girl at work is right behind you and you don't even know her but it was silent and she doesn't seem to smell it so you guess everything's okay.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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