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Old 06-16-2020, 11:57 AM   #24243 (permalink)
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Yeah. People like to get them for nerds so they can come here and get nerd stuff. They're for our store.
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I told him flat out that we didn't give him the gift certificate so I don't understand how that's our problem.
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I don’t blame you for selling them. It’s an incredible fad for businesses. Trade cash you can spend anywhere for cash you can only spend here. It astonishes me that actually works but if you take my line of reasoning to it’s conclusion cash or something you make yourself are the only sensible gifts. Why give me socks? Just give me the 5 bucks and if I need socks that’s what I’ll buy. But I’m socially retarded. Anyway, because gift certificates are incredibly advantageous to you I recommend being nice as **** to anybody who has one because if they word of mouth they were happy with it you can continue on with one of the most incredible rackets out there. 1) they might never be redeemed which is a huge profit mark-up 2) they bring someone new into the store - maybe some rich douche who wastes money buying **** that’s free online 3) maybe they’ll leave money on it even if they buy something with it - selling those things are a ****ing goldmine
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