This is Goober, my almost 3 year old English Spring Spaniel.
My kids actually got him when he was a puppy as a gift for my wife, but he latched right on to me.
His turn-ons are :
Belly scratches
Showing off his frisbee skills at the Bark Park
Iron Maiden
His turn-offs include:
The vacuum cleaner
The neighbor's cat
Ear medicine
He's the best person I know. He makes me laugh every single day.