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Old 08-19-2020, 06:04 AM   #71284 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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A beautiful cold rain thunderstorm hit around 4 AM.

I went outside and let it soak me.

It must have got my bowels moving but I made it too the toilet. Unfortunately, when I got up there was a huge turd on the back of the seat that didn’t make it into the bowl. I felt it squeezing out as I sat down but I thought it a swish. Nope. Hit the rim.
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