Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

He likes the way my ding dong feels on his tongue.

Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

I think Biden won the first debate fairly easily. Trump won this one.

Per Biden, we had a good relationship with Hitler until the war started.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.