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Old 11-20-2020, 06:56 PM   #27107 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.
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(spits) ****! Wash your feet, bitch!
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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