Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think I need to be more assiduous about washing between my toes. After I got off work I noticed the skin between my two littlest toes on my right foot was itching so I went to scratch and my finger came away with this damp pie crust looking **** and I was like wtf. So I went back in there and got more crust but in the middle of the little crumbly wad was a tiny strip of toilet paper. No idea how long it had been there but apparently your toes have a defense mechanism for debris.