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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
I just got an app on my phone so I can read all my books that I steal in pdf format.
I also got Pokemon yellow cause I never played the Pokemon games.
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That would probably be useful for shorter books maybe but definitely not the giant obscure occult tomes or Victorian era perfumery books or whatever. I want one of the fancy newfangled e-readers that are super easy on the eyes (I have blue light blocking glasses however a.) they make me look like a bug, everyone says so and b.) ? idk, I lose them a lot.) so I can read in long stretches and actually FINISH A BOOK FOR ONCE , PLEASE GOD/DOLLY PARTON
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Originally Posted by WWWP
Oh I deeply understand, I just hate to see it. You must learn to collect the male tears for their miraculous anti-aging properties.
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I must. Alternately, I will just spitefully age into a grotesque baba yaga type spectre and terrorize the men for all eternity