Originally Posted by elphenor

had to call the cops for the first time tonight

crazy homeless was yelling at me and wrecking the store, slamming the glass with their fists

I deal with this every night but this time they just wouldn't leave

the cops don't have the authority to remove someone unless you issue a criminal trespassing, so I had to

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.