Originally Posted by goldendoodle

I can't ever read 'sex swing' without immediately thinking of that old paparazzi photo of Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson carrying a sex swing box into their mansion (they were dating at the time)



Oh don't be jealous, I can't even wear half of it because I'm too fat now (it's all a size too small). Nowadays I usually just wear jeans, combat boots and a vintage sweater of some sort. AND I DISAGREE; I can totally see you in a Dark Willow outfit easily!!

Also yes hammocks are 1000% necessary. Maybe with a canopy type thing over it to help keep out bugs. (very necessary here in the swamplands)

Hawk's last post reminded me of my dream house which would include, ofc, an impressive library with a ladder in it leading to a small loft area where there would be even MORE books and then THAT little area would lead to a secret (well, probably not secret, as I'd constantly be bragging about it) observatory that has a little bridge connected to it leading to my treehouse/tree cottage and so on & so forth

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.