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Old 12-24-2020, 05:03 PM   #37 (permalink)
Trollheart
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Yes I know it's all in fun, but they could have tried a little harder to get it at least partially right. Here's where they ****ed up.
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OK here's mine. Make sure you're all wearing your corsets...

> Your spotify was boomer-acid-flashback-boomer-relaxation-classic-rock-radio-station bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Pink Floyd, mellow gold, and Judas Priest for that.
Obsession? I haven't listened to Priest since Metal Month, um, III I think, which was about, what, 2015? I'm not a fan.
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> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> romcom-trailer-music bad

> requests-bohemian-rhapsody-at-weddings bad

> drag-queen-brunch bad

> paisley-park bad

> please-read-my-manuscript bad
Bolded: this is scarily accurate!
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> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Dance of Time by Charlie Cawood
Listened to ONCE
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Void Monolith by Waste of Space Orchestra
I did listen to WOSO album about four times: it's great.
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Vermilion Moons by Arch/Matheos
Burning Water by Umpfel
Los Santos City Map by Tangerine Dream
All listened to once, and for review purposes only.
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You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

David Bowie
Tom Waits
Marillion
Bon Jovi
Judas Priest
Right other than bolded, as already mentioned.
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You are 3% basic. Oh wow ORION 2.0 and The Dreaming Tree! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
I don't understand this at all.
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You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
Given that I'm usually accused of living in the seventies and eighties, this is hardly accurate. I AM a prog head, after all!
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That's it. I'm done.
You are
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I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Right this way. Just let me make sure the chair is plugged in first...
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Shutting down.
Shut up.
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