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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Just get a regular ass kettle and put it on the stove, you weird yuppie.
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You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
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And then it doesn't work!
But I bet it doesn't work in a way that makes you feel highly superior like maybe it chants in a Star Trek computer voice ERROR! ERROR! NOT EARL GREY! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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Originally Posted by rostasi
Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.
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Yeah but be honest: who needs a kettle to do anything other than boil water? Does it have a USB and wireless capability? Pick up shortwave radio signals? Can you microwave a pigeon in it? I'm with these guys: over three hundred dollars for a kettle! You perhaps need to insert a monocle!