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> Your spotify was swiftie-fangirl-wear-carhartts-to-your-desk-job-cabincore bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, stomp and holler, and Folklore for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> sad-in-a-cabin bad
> 90s-middle-school-rock bad
> hipster-with-a-baby-bjorn bad
> car-commercial-soundtrack bad
> love-your-npr-tote bad
> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:
You listen to these tracks too much:
What's Eating You by Eerie Gaits
Breakdown by Dirty Loops
Sayonara Love by Dirty Loops
Rock You by Dirty Loops
the 1 by Taylor Swift
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
Destroyer
Big Thief
Phoebe Bridgers
Dirty Loops
Charli XCX
You are 8% basic. Jordan Chin and Wednesday? Where do you even find this?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Destroyer's Kaputt.
Analysis finally complete.
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