Who last came to your front door?
UPS with my Bills party sh*t.
Do you have any phonebooks or know when you last used one?
2007 Manhattan Yellow Pages. Can't remember what I was looking for.
How did you observe New Years?
Roommates and I got smashed. Karaoke and party horns. Sinatra at the ball drop. The whole obnoxious scene. Crashed at 2. Gettin' old.
Can you whistle?
Of course
EXTRA CREDIT
What do you eat with saltines or do you eat saltines by themselves or not at all?
Not crazy bout crackers.
|