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Old 01-19-2021, 05:11 PM   #3584 (permalink)
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On the way to Saudi, the plane develops difficulties, ends up forced landing in Afghanistan. After surviving three weeks in the mountains by subsisting off of Rudy and Don Jnr., he is rescued by Afghan warlords. They hold him for ransom, threaten to behead him but when nobody cares, an angry Trump rises to power in the war clan, overthrowing the local warlord, Abu bin Biden by having his own followers storm the mountain.

He then leads a revitalised Al Quada/ISIS against the USA in a true war, (only pussies indulge in namby-pamby civil war!) and finally establishes the worldwide caliphate, under the Trump brand.
I thought you were gonna have him build an Iron Man suit.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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