Originally Posted by Joe Biden

"And by the way you know I sit on the stand. And it get hot I got a lotta I got hairy legs that turn that that that that that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come come back up again. Then look at it. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I've loved kids jumping on my lap."

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was called upon by the muses for greatness.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm bald, ja.