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Old 02-03-2021, 06:41 PM   #39078 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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Originally Posted by goldendoodle View Post
Key, WWWP you both look super adorable.

I chopped off all my hair at 5 am this morning. (I was going for a Jean Seberg in Saint Joan type thing. Or at least that's how I justified it to myself) It's less than an inch long! It amuses me every time I look in their mirror. More people should have bad hair and bad clothes on purpose. It's never been this short before though. (But I've cut it into a pixie type cut twice over the past 2 years. It grows really fast.)

Observations so far:
-My neck is cold
-I have a forehead?
-I have too many cowlicks
-I still look like a Bob's Burgers character
-I like to periodically make myself look uglier on purpose out of sheer spite
You’ll save a fortune on shampoo.
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